Truth #3 in School
"Openbook" is shortform for "Lets-torture-students-by-making-them-think-its-easy"

Truth #2 in School
Either queue at 11 or don't bother till tea.

Truth #1 in school:
Dont be fooled by "non examinable" in the module name.
(although for my department its mostly true :P hah take that!)

You know, being Chinese Indian is a rather fun thing. Firstly I don't have a Chinese name but I do speak Chinese. But you know, just to help facilitate tuition, my teacher actually made a Chinese name for me! Yup! It looks like this:


Of course, having friends means your name gets bullied. So after a while (trust me, it didn't just happen now... it started when I was in primary school) it turned into this:


However. Im gonna let u guys in on a secret. When I was young, I really didn't know how to spell my name, I mean Mark was easy, 4 letters. But Sanjay...woah 6 letters. Was too tough for my brain to fathom. So I invented a 2 letter version: