Helllllo.


It's been a while. The gigantic stack of papers in my house has actually increased in size. Sooner or later I'd probably be able to set a new world record.


In any case, I shall get straight to the point. The holidays are here and its time to celebrate the mid autumn festival. My friend and I decided to kick start it with some Christmas carols.

With all the fire and lanterns going about, I'd like to provide some safety tips to the general public. First and foremost, electric lanterns CAN catch fire. Furthermore the fire would probably burn through the plastic. This will create not-so-wonderful poisonous fumes. As we know, poisonous fumes are bad.

Another bad thing to do would be to hang a lantern on your pants back pocket.


Never ever challenge your friends to silly eating games. The more you do, the more moon cake you gotta eat. Plus, if your friends notice that you're about to burst, they would increase the attack and do their very best to get you to really burst into a mess of flesh and bone.

Have you ever had a moment where you wished you could just rip yourself up into tiny shreds and then throw yourself into a recycling bag. And hope that the bag gets rejected so you get thrown into a dumpster with radioactive waste which turns you into a super mutant so you can turn back time or gain some cool power?

Not me.

But I did feel like bashing my head on the wall when something "similar" to this just happened.

Hello my dears. Im starting to really get into this web comic thingy. Hopefully one day, when I actually get my lazy ass of my chair (actually I don't need to) I might just add colour to the comics. And maybe even clean up the sketch lines.

Anyway theres been a posting delay mainly because nothing interesting has happened as of late. In fact so much "nothing" has been going on that I decided to just post something about nothing.

Sigh work. You know there are many things that you can do with that big reading pack...

a) Self defence
b) Bon fire
c) Brick substitute
d) Fiber (helps with bowel movement)
e) Selling
f) Make Shift umbrella
g) Bug Squasher (extra weight for extra squash strength!)

oh and one more thing before I forget.

h) Reading

Anyway yeah work is crazy and I realised that we tend to use up a ton of paper even though we are largely a digital nation. Amazing. I mean its so easy to digitize stuff. Just pay some dude to type the stuff in.

Ok enough nonsense, new clip about work too...